Is it nice not being me?

Izzy. Hi. Izzy? Izzy from school? Huh. Did I really make such a fleeting impression? But then I suppose that was rather the point. Don't be silly. Someone else is holding the rifle. I don't like getting my hands dirty. I've given you a glimpse, friend—just a teensy glimpse—of what I've got going on out there in the big bad Internet. I'm a specialist, you see. Like you.

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same

adrnired:

boomsilencio:

this is my favorite commercial

when cosplayers become parents

(via lemon-lark)

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

(via thisisdefinitelyacreativename)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

American vs. British English

I’m so glad to see they left out “I occasionally like bumming a fag”

godotal:

omgbuglen:

American vs. British English

I’m so glad to see they left out “I occasionally like bumming a fag”

(via consulting-criminal-fan)

greenassin:

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

I don’t get why people are so pissy that a teacher got upset that one of their students didn’t so the assignment because they “didn’t feel like it”. Assignments are given with the expectation that they will be completed as asked. Being a dick to your instructor because you didn’t like the assignment is unnecessary and makes their job harder.
The assignment is very open-ended. There’s a million different things that could be done under the mythological umbrella to correctly complete a task like that. The assignment was probably meant to test a student’s creativity and see how well they could create something complex, as mythological creatures tend to be fairly involved things. Sticking a horn on a worm is a dick move.
Assignments are given for a reason and “didn’t want to” or “who cares” aren’t valid excuses not to do them. You might not want to do it, but that’s life. Stop being assholes to teachers.

greenassin:

ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

I don’t get why people are so pissy that a teacher got upset that one of their students didn’t so the assignment because they “didn’t feel like it”. Assignments are given with the expectation that they will be completed as asked. Being a dick to your instructor because you didn’t like the assignment is unnecessary and makes their job harder.

The assignment is very open-ended. There’s a million different things that could be done under the mythological umbrella to correctly complete a task like that. The assignment was probably meant to test a student’s creativity and see how well they could create something complex, as mythological creatures tend to be fairly involved things. Sticking a horn on a worm is a dick move.

Assignments are given for a reason and “didn’t want to” or “who cares” aren’t valid excuses not to do them. You might not want to do it, but that’s life. Stop being assholes to teachers.

(via consulting-criminal-fan)

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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deareje:

More Sherlock on your dash.

(via guixonlove)

hannibalgivesmetheweirdestboner:

hannigrahmy:

Will is a happy graham cracker. 

it causes me physical pain to not reblog happy graham cracker

(via lemon-lark)

sh1re:

happy easter

(via sherlockisonfire)

painlock:

reasons to live:

  • sherlock never ever denies he and john are a couple
artmediocre:

sherlock-undercover : “17 years old Mycroft takes 10 years old Sherlock to school. Yaaay! Thank you!”
Too adorable to be missed. You’re more than welcome!4th giveaway!

artmediocre:

sherlock-undercover : “17 years old Mycroft takes 10 years old Sherlock to school. Yaaay! Thank you!”

Too adorable to be missed. You’re more than welcome!

4th giveaway!

(via goldfishandumbrella)

anaaesthetic:

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

(via secretlyy-a-unicorn)