- judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
- me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
- my lawyer: same
- me: same
- judge: same
- police: same
- obama: same
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!
The hips, they don’t lie…
AU in which GITF is just a horrible nightmare and never actually happened
i hope she’s still mad at him anyway like that thing of when someone is a jerk in a dream and you see them and you’re like I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULDN’T LOAN ME MONEY FOR FRENCH FRIES YOU DICK!!! and they’re like …what? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID and what you did was some goddamn horrible decisions in pre-revolutionary france (via allrightfine)
can someone write this please?? ;)
in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm
this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???
This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.
I don’t get why people are so pissy that a teacher got upset that one of their students didn’t so the assignment because they “didn’t feel like it”. Assignments are given with the expectation that they will be completed as asked. Being a dick to your instructor because you didn’t like the assignment is unnecessary and makes their job harder.
The assignment is very open-ended. There’s a million different things that could be done under the mythological umbrella to correctly complete a task like that. The assignment was probably meant to test a student’s creativity and see how well they could create something complex, as mythological creatures tend to be fairly involved things. Sticking a horn on a worm is a dick move.
Assignments are given for a reason and “didn’t want to” or “who cares” aren’t valid excuses not to do them. You might not want to do it, but that’s life. Stop being assholes to teachers.
reasons to live:
- sherlock never ever denies he and john are a couple
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.